So i'm sitting in front of my shop and I see the Chinese Restaurant owner checking to see if he has a flat tire. He put the tire in the GIANT WOK POT they use to fry rice. He checked the tire, dumped the water and took the pot back inside. SMH!!!! #dontbefooled#chinesefood#omg#nottoday
When you bein' all fancy at The Mercer Kitchen, you bein' all bidness like at a meetin'. You stand and gather yourself and walk out to the SoHo street and casually run your fingers thru your hair. You feel a bump on your head. You think 'Vat iz That?!!' and then, you casually freak out. No audible gasps but you are most definitely crying inside. Someone snaps a photo, confirming your fears that it was indeed, a tick from your upstate visit who today leisurely made his way from your mane to your forehead and appeared at a meeting at The Mercer Kitchen in SoHo. Tick, You fancy 🕷#washyourhair#hairgoals#tickyoufancy#soho#omg#dyinginside#istherestillatickonme#visitcatskills#tickseason#youfancyhuh
L: What did i do to u?
J: Haha...doesn't matter...stop calling us *hung up*
Y: What happened?
J: Nothing...fck it... *he kiss u on the forehead and hugs u. U lay on the bed and fall asleep*
*U wake up and it's late outside. Ppl start coming home*
Y: Noo...its late
J: Do u wanna...sleep here?
Y: Do u want me to sleep here?
*U laugh. He comes to u and hugs u from the back*
J: U know I do...
*The door opens. Its Chad*
Ch: Hey Jake! Ow snap...sorry
J: No! Wait *He goes to him to talk*
Ch: Yoo! What?! No way!
J: What do you want Chad?
Ch: Tomorrow I'll be gone all day and i have to get up early
Ch: Ok... *he looks at Jake with interested face*
Ch: What what?! Tell me! What happened??
J: Well...it nota big deal
Ch: Didya smash?
Ch: Why? *big smile*
J: Ok i...gtg u know...*Laugh. He comes in*
J: Lets go on a date tonight
Y: Ok...ow dang...i don't have any clothes here
J: I'll ask Erica or Tessa
Y: No wait! Can i get ur car?
J: I'll drive u
Y: No no...can i just get it?
J: Yea sure... *he gives u the keys. U hug and kiss him. U go to ur apartment to get clothes. U go in and everything is broken*
Y: WHAT THE FUCK?! Oh no....no no no....its Logan *u call Jake*
Y: Logan...he... he broke everything in my house
J: WHAT?! Im coming with the truck
Y: ok... *u sit and start crying. Ur phone rings. U pick up. Its unknown*
Unk: Be careful with the ppl u r playing with...